The 2nd Review

And The 2016 Winners Are…

Every year we have an award show and the nominees… are not so normal. This year we had some interesting nominees that left some lasting impressions on us. Lets begin.

 

Canadian Caveman Award

(best bludgeoning with a blunt object in a video game)

Here are the nominees:

canadian caveman noms

1. Titanfall 2: Punching a rival pilot with your titan while they run across a ledge.
2. Battlefield 1: Finding another player and stealth killing him with the trench mace.
3. Ratchet & Clank PS4: Throwing your Omni Wrench at the Blargian Snagglebeast only to get punted into the lava.
4. Far Cry Primal: Dropping down onto an unsuspecting enemy and clubbing them in the head for the Death From Above medal.
5. Overwatch: Reinhardt smashing Soldier 76 into an ice wall then beating him senseless with the hammer.

And the winner is...
caveman-winner

Ratchet & Clank PS4

 

Frog of the Opera Award

(best collaboration of music, dialogue and scenes in a video game)

Here are the nominees:

frog of the opera noms

1. Final Fantasy XV – Florence + The Machine: Stand Together
2. Battlefield 1 – Smashing Pumpkins: Bullet with Butterfly Wings
3. The Division: Underground – Dorothy: Missile
4. Halo Wars 2 – White Buffalo: I Know You
5. Gears Of War 4 – Disturbed: The Sound of Silence

And the winner is...
frog-winner

Halo Wars 2- White Buffalo: I Know You

 

Nixon Gets Stabby Award

(Games that should never again be play)

Here are the nominees:

nixon gets stabby

1. Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare / Destiny: Rise Of Iron
2. No Man’s Sky
3. Dark Souls 3
4. Battleborn
5. The Division

And the winner is...
nixon-winner

All of them? (mostly Dark Souls 3)

 

The 40 Minute Face Palm Award

(Video game moments that i can’t believe happened)

face palm award

1.Steam: Drowning in shovelware
2. The Division end game
3. PS4 Pro not the upgrade we wanted
4. No Man’s Sky in general
5. Too many pc games with glitches & issues

And the winner is...
40min-winner

No Man’s Sky

 

Fap2Pixels Award

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2016 FAP2PIXELS AWARD NOMINEES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay tuned later this year as we bring you the nominees for 2017.